Pirates have taken over the District! From the War of 1812 to the crack wars of the 1990s, DC has been caught in the middle of an historical power struggle between external forces seeking to raid and pillage this fair city and its denizens’ own inability to right the ship of progress. And until those corsairs in Congress allow for complete autonomy and a vote in their hallowed halls, the residents of the District will continue to live a shackled life with no sign of treasure in sight. Avast, me hearties! Softcore Laundry believes it’s time to stand up for our rights and set this schooner on a course for freedom.

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